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*laffz*
 

 
Lookee Dere!
Lookee Dere!!
Spummage Supremium!!!
 
I hit paydirt with hi-octane gold ore content!
 
 
*laffz*
 
 
See previous postation for the lyrics to the songs
for those who may not know them.
 
Please try to not laugh too hard
whilst listening to these parodies.
We wouldn't want you to hurt yerself.
IRregardless, we cannot BE held liable
for anything.... at all.... ever.
 
I found a link to the original source material
for this parodial goldmine, although I
personally couldn't get past listening to
the first few minutes BEfore I started
getting rather urpie, so I quit.
If you have a stronger intestinal fortitude
than I doo, check it out. See the archives
and it's hours 3 and 4 of the 6/25/04 "show".
 
Semi-interestingly, the listing is shown as:
9:00 PM - 11:00 PM:
Michael Theroux (HD Slow)
discussing conspiracies and local gossip.
Long held secrets to be revealed.
Visit his site here
http://www.borderlands.com/main1.htm
 
Didn't Michael Theroux claim
he retired as director of Borderlands
and passed it along to someone else???

 
AND wasn't it Michael theroux who claimed
little ol' Me didn't know who he was and
that he wasn't part of what I said he was,
blah, blah, blah...., effectively claiming
he wasn't "HD Slow", et al.???
MayBE he was simply suffering from a very convenient bout of Temporary Insanity, or
something equally unBElievable. Ya think?

In My neverending webbish wanderings, lustful and otherWise, I ran across a site by the name of   Mo'z Art   that is run by a salt and pepper team named Ima Dais and Wolfe Ghange. (no relation, I'm (pretty) sure)
 
And they doo know how to doo the Spummage.
 
Makes so-called SoCal MickeyX (a.k.a. "Bot-Boy") look like the amateur wannaBE Idiot Xtremis he is. And Fellini, et al., as well. Yep. They'z ALL gonna weep into their beerz and wino tonite. Mikey ain't gonna BE none too happy at all to hear aboot this. Putz them all to shame, in more ways than one.
 
BE aware that these audio files are rather large in size. But well worth the download time if you have the bandwidth. They were apparently taken from a recent David John Oates Reverse Speech show and then parodied like there's no tomorrow.
 
First off, Michael Theroux is parodied to the tune of The Cars' "Drive". Excellently fabricated considering there wasn't much to work with as source. Although, if you listen carefully, and engage the thinking part of your brain, you just might find a gem, or two. And if you listen closely, you might notice call-ins by racists Sandra and Fellini.
 
    drive_mt.mp3   ~9 Mb
 
Secondly, we have, yet again, Michael Theroux trying to star in a flawless renditional parody to the tune of Animotion's "Obsession". Oh, The Feud! And I and My minions are supposedly the ones who "Can't get over The Feud". Yeah, right. When was the last time you heard Me talk about the so-called "Feud". BEfore now, that is. Will it never end? I hope not. Enjoy.
 
    feud_obsession.mp3   ~8.5 Mb
 
And last, but certainly not least, except for the inclusion of more of Michael Theroux's crappage, we have even more parody sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's "Fruitcakes". Is that apropos, or what? I suggest you take particular care whilst listening to this polished diamond in the rough. Me thinks someone's ever-loose lipz sank a ship or two here. Especially so after they had their drink of "orange juice"? *wink* *wink* Oh, The Horror. *laffz* Seriously, tho, when some people ain't none too brite, they seem to at least BE good at dooing that. What a banana bunch of Idiotz! Whilst some people STILL keep trying to get others to BElieve "we" were the original Feud Puppet Masters, I guess that evidently makes Mikey et al. the BEhind-the-scenes Finger Puppet Brigade WannaBE's who couldn't even doo that right. So sad.
 
    mt_fruitcakes.mp3   ~10 Mb
 

 

 

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oops -- if people weren't so stupid, they could have caught this and called me on it
 

 

Get Well Soon Mary Kate!

:o(

22 June 2004
 
Mary-Kate Olsen Seeks Treatment
 
Reuters has announced that Mary-Kate Olsen has entered a treatment program for an eating disorder reported to be anorexia. The New York Minute star, who last week celebrated her 18th birthday with twin sister Ashley, has been a tabloid sensation of late given her frail figure; Mary-Kate herself comically addressed the issue when the twins hosted Saturday Night Live back on May 15th by ordering an extra, playing her, to "eat a sandwich." Michael Pagnotta, the twins' publicist, has stated that Mary-Kate "is thankful for the encouragement and support of her friends and family, who are with her every step of the way." He added that she entered an unnamed facility during the last week and is expected to receive treatment for approximately one month. This means Ashley will make a solo voyage to Australia and New Zealand later this month to promote New York Minute, the Olsens' first feature film, which had a disappointing run at the American box-office. --Prepared by IMDb Staff
 
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2004-06-22

No surprise here. It was very obvious, which is why people
have been commenting on it for some time. What a waste.
g0d knows what was done to her since she was g0d knows
how young to act as a contributing factor to this end result.
Plus all of the drinking and drugs and partying and such she has
been involved in, as has been reported over the last few years.
Which was probably also a contributing factor, as well as
a common manifestation of the original "abuse", or whatever it
was that happened to her. Poor thing. She never had a
chance in Hell. I kept telling people that there was Trouble
in River City with a capital "T", but would they listen?
It's probably only luck that Ashley hasn't suffered the same or
a similar fate. If she hasn't already in some way, shape, or form.
We can only hope not, and hope things work out for the best
for both of them. (and all of the many, many others)
 
As usual, I called it right.
 
Hey, Ash sweets! — Call Me, Babe!!   ;o)
 

 
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Where ever it was that I got the original image, this version has been
modified and enhanced in a few ways for your enjoyment and viewing pleasure.
Click on thumbnail to download an archived version for Windows: (~1.5 Mb)
 

 

 
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